Joint Contrast » melody jai http://jointcontrast.com – Pessimism is an emotion not a philosophy – Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:20:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 It Must Be The FOURTH OF JULY http://jointcontrast.com/2009/07/it-must-be-the-fourth-of-july/ http://jointcontrast.com/2009/07/it-must-be-the-fourth-of-july/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:22:20 +0000 J. Charles http://jointcontrast.com/?p=2243 For many, July 4th is all about fairs, fireworks, sex with carnis, and vinegar over fries. Did I mention fireworks? All I know is if you’ve seen one fireworks show, you’ve seen them all. So why not get blasted yourself before the grand finale goes down…

First, know your budget before getting the holiday started…

Then relax with an uplifting Fourth of July movie…

Now pick out a nice outfit to slide into before the festivities begin…

Leave time to rummage through your cassette tape collection for some theme music…

But whatever you do, wherever you are, stay far away from these fire’crackers’ on the Fourth…

And enjoy the lasting images of the grande finale…

But whatever you get into this Fourth of July, try not to forget what the celebration is really all about…

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