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Category Archives: - FESTIVITY

It Must Be The FOURTH OF JULY

For many, July 4th is all about fairs, fireworks, sex with carnis, and vinegar over fries. Did I mention fireworks? All I know is if you’ve seen one fireworks show, you’ve seen them all. So why not get blasted yourself before the grand finale goes down…

“BE A BIT IRISH ON ST. PATTY’S DAY”

Arguably the best holiday on the calendar, St. Patrick’s Day has been known to bring people of all walks of life together for a festive day of fun and craziness. Be sure to take part in some form or another! Start off with an Irish beer or two. Or maybe you prefer Irish whiskey instead. [...]

“MOTHER FUCKING CONSUMERS!”

– By Craig Mazer I grew up getting presents and, until years later, never really thought much about how fucked up it is that gift expectations are instilled at such an early age. At some point I made a switch, a connection. Now don’t get me wrong. I love the feeling of giving someone something [...]

“NINE LIL’ KNOWN WIKI-FACTS OF CHRISTMAS”

Before settling in to celebrate the holiday, Joint Contrast contributor Dank Lucas dug deep to uncover “The 9 Lil’ Known Wiki-facts of Christmas.” They are Included below for your holiday amusement. “I mean, it’s according to Wikipedia,” said Lucas of the list. “Take it for what it is. You didn’t actually think I was going to put [...]

“HAPPY MUTHAF—IN’ HOLIDAY SEASON”

Warning: Not for the faint of heart (in case the headline doesn’t get that point across!) The Vitals: Redneck reindeers? Christmas in jail? Would somebody actually have the balls to pop a cap in Santa’s ass? Those are just some of the twists and turns on the 2008 version of Happy Muthaf—in’ 2008 Holiday Season. Somewhere between [...]

“THE NIGHTMARE LEADING UP TO XMAS”

This sketch is a small piece to a much bigger puzzle that was created a little more than a decade ago. It was hardly by design. Just a way to make it through court-order classes as a wild 22-year old. – J.C.

“IT ALL STARTED HERE…”

…Next time maybe I’ll be a little more prepared for what life is like after a life once lived no longer needs you around anymore. It’s time to start anew. Pick up every little eccentricity you possess and move along. That’s kind of what this site is about. The intricate parts of a person, and/or [...]