By – J.C. When you’ve got too much time on your hands the littlest things in life tend to amaze you. I’ve been reading the newspaper quite a bit as of late. Just trying to do my part to keep the industry up and running, I suppose…
By – Steve P. You know them. They’re everywhere. Maybe they live next door to you, and through your paper thin ghetto-ass walls you can hear them scream at the top of their lungs at their poor girlfriend to get the screaming little shit of a kid because “I’m playing Xbox!” Maybe you actually heard [...]
By – J.C. Please, stop me from rambling on and on if you’re already familiar with this particular automobile device. It blinks, to the left and to the right, with the idea of alerting other drivers on the roadways of your intentions to either turn or switch lanes. Ironically enough, it’s called a turn signal. [...]
By – Craig Mazer I wrote this whole thing on my Blackberry. I’ve been so fucking lame about writing and JC is such a slave driver that I was able to fuck off for weeks. My fans nearly rioted. I’m at my friends Mike and Megan’s house, fat from some wicked seitan and rice. My [...]
By – J.C. A couple muggy nights ago, as I made my way home from a long road trip, I decided to make a quick pit stop at the most widely known of all fast food joints, McDonald’s. I try not to frequent such places anymore but every now and then I choose convenience over [...]
By – J.C. Of all the roles David Carradine ever played, on both the big screens and small, the 72-year old actor will forever be remembered by a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately society as the title character in Quentin Tarantino‘s Kill Bill saga. Yet he was known for much more than that. There was the 1970′s television series he starred [...]
The World Wide Web is a busy place, a place where Joint Contrast wastes hours upon hours existing. Check out some of our neighbors. You never know, you might learn something new. Or not. But at least you would have put forth the effort… = June 6, 2009 == John Q. Public == What do you get [...]
By – Dank Lucas “They’re his dog’s, he can do what he wants with them,” replied fellow National Football League player Clinton Portis when asked two years ago how he felt about the dog fighting allegations against Michael Vick. While his statement isn’t going to rally an army of dog-fighting Vick supporters to march on [...]
By – TimS Spring is here!!!! And for those of us living in the southern regions that means warm sunny weather, blooming flowers, and pollen covering outside surfaces like frat boys on a passed out freshmen. Living in an area highly populated by college students I get to witness both one of the most wondrous, [...]
By – Craig Mazer Who? If you already know, fuck you. You’re lucky to have already known about this badass. But until I saw a PBS documentary in early February, I’d never even heard of the cat. And by cat, I mean Lion. This man could roar. I say “could” ’cause he’s dead. From cancer [...]