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Author Archives: J. Charles

DON’T JUDGE A COUNTRY BOY BY HIS SURNAME

By – J.C. Didn’t know what to expect upon taking in my very first live “country music” show over the weekend. Especially once the Hispanic bouncer at the door asked if I was packing any knives as he patted me down. But even that wasn’t as shocking as the mosh pit that broke out down [...]

USE YOUR BLINKER, BITCH

By – J.C. Please, stop me from rambling on and on if you’re already familiar with this particular automobile device. It blinks, to the left and to the right, with the idea of alerting other drivers on the roadways of your intentions to either turn or switch lanes. Ironically enough, it’s called a turn signal. [...]

I THINK I CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON (SECOND ROUND KO)

When it comes to Mike Tyson the train wreck is never bad enough to make you want to turn away. Except for maybe that time Lennox Lewis made him bleed from inside his eyelids back in 2002. Throughout the past three decades the true human drama unfolding before you is as real as reality television [...]

MOTHER FUCKING BLACKBERRY!

By – Craig Mazer I wrote this whole thing on my Blackberry. I’ve been so fucking lame about writing and JC is such a slave driver that I was able to fuck off for weeks. My fans nearly rioted. I’m at my friends Mike and Megan’s house, fat from some wicked seitan and rice. My [...]

It Must Be The FOURTH OF JULY

For many, July 4th is all about fairs, fireworks, sex with carnis, and vinegar over fries. Did I mention fireworks? All I know is if you’ve seen one fireworks show, you’ve seen them all. So why not get blasted yourself before the grand finale goes down…

THE JUKEBOX – Produced by 9th Wonder

Selected by TimS – As I melt away in my first summer under the North Carolina sun it feels appropriate to post some of my favorite 9th Wonder tracks. Those that don’t know this cat can feel free to fall on something sharp…

ROUNDER – A Shadetree Films Presentation

Shadetree Films presents this 12-minute cat-and-mouse suspense thriller directed by Warren Provencal. The short features Jonda Bechter, with appearances by Steve P., Nickalaus Rutherford, and Provencal himself. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Rounder …                  Leave a comment about Rounder and view more videos from ShadetreeFilms at Vimeo.

For Photomosaics Sake

LIFESAVAS – “Hidden Scene: The Legend Of The Gutterfly” Lifesavas – Hidden Scene: The Legend Of The Gutterfly – Photomosaics by Alex Llama –

THE JUKEBOX – Blockhead, Nine Inch Nails, Ween, Sage Francis, MF Doom

BLOCKHEAD – “Duke Of Hazzard” Blockhead – Duke Of Hazzard From the 2007 release Uncle Tony’s Coloring Book on Ninja Tune Records. Blockhead temporarily abandons the lyrical sidekicks he’s made backdrops for (Aesop Rock, Cage, Slug, Murs) in exchange for creating his own piece of artwork. NINE INCH NAILS – “Only (EL-P Mix)” Nine Inch [...]

U.S. SOCCER NO STEPPING STONE FOR SPAIN

By – J.C. Hop on the bandwagon while seats are still available. United States Soccer is the talk of the sports world (or should be) now that they wrapped up their first-ever trip to a world final in improbable fashion on Wednesday. It goes without saying though that many didn’t believe the U.S. had much of [...]